Wow...

So I have to tell you faithful bloggers a super hot mess of a story…so my friend we’ll call her KG…is totally in a crazy situation…

So basically she is talking to this slightly older man who is super hot and super rich (like public figure/owns sports teams but somehow lives in a small town) we’ll call him Daddy Warbucks

Well so KG and DW are in the beginning stages…like we all met at a bar one night through a mutual friend and KG was making jokes about Breakfast at Tiffanys…so like a week later he facebooks her and is all “Hey Holly GoLightly…it was really great to meet you last week” first off last names were never given so how did he find her? Facebook stalker maybe?

So she responds with a “oh hey…let me know next time you’re around” like super casual…so he friends her on facebook…and she begins planning for her new jetsetting life of black cards and box seats…

Meanwhile the friend (Rory) who introduced everyone….apparently she is like madly in love with him…and totally has been/was hooking up with him and they even lived together! Like WTF!! But she swears up and down that they were only friends until KG gets in the mix…then she’s facebook chatting me about how much she hates that she loves him and why does he string her along and pull her back in everytime she tries to walk away and she wants to murder him, like graphically wants to murder him…not in the “im so mad I could kill him way” but in the “I might take his bunny and boil it ala Glenn Close and then ruin his public career/private life” and I am frantically texting KG to let her know of this crazy predicament…and she is freaking out, especially when I bring up the Glenn Close analogy…

So KG and Rory bump into each other in the library at school and it was AWKWARD!!! Like KG tries to say hello and pretend that Rory isn’t completely crazy and it is totally not working…Rory gets super loud and freaks out and KG peaces out because well who can tango with a crazy woman?

Nothing has happened between Daddy Warbucks and KG other than some harmless facebooking…but KG also doesn’t care if Rory is a little crazy about the situation because she feels that Rory should have been honest about their pseudo-relationship and called dibs on him or something…

And I am in the middle of all of this….because I am friends with both of them….seriously out of control

But makes the work day fly by….